Archive for August, 2005

I Wish I Had Genital Herpes

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

About two months ago, I was sitting on my couch watching television on an absolutely beautiful Saturday afternoon. Mother Nature was assuredly smiling upon Brooklyn that fine day, as there wasn’t a cloud in the sky. I generally make a concerted effort to be outside during such nice weather, but I was forced to stay [...]

The Day I Expressed My Hatred For Simple Plan

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

Carrots & Creamy Italian Salad Dressing

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

Welcome To My Blog

Wednesday, August 24th, 2005