http://blog.markisfunny.com This Blog Shall Be The Final Resting Place For The Ludicrous Thoughts That Reside Within Comedian Mark Annotto's Gray Matter Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:40:19 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Enjoy, friends. http://blog.markisfunny.com/?p=38 As we close out 2007, I think back to all the things that made this year so mementous: - I started using a whitening toothpaste. - I went an entire month without purchasing a new ska album. - My shoelace broke. - I bought a new pillow and pillowcase. - I watched "Evan Almighty", perhaps ... http://blog.markisfunny.com/?p=37 I am rarely a fan of the horrendous youtube videos that get passed around the internet, but this one is so brilliant that I had to share it with the world. (i.e. - the five people who occassionally check this blog) I think it's one of the funniest things ... http://blog.markisfunny.com/?p=36 I believe that I can safely say my job lacks any real excitement. Due to this fact, it isn't exactly uncommon for me to yawn quite a bit in the afternoon as I sit in my office. (this is also partially due to my lack of sleep during ... http://blog.markisfunny.com/?p=35 As I was crossing Broadway this afternoon to hit up a Duane Reade drugstore for toothpaste, I was trapped on the narrow pedestrian island between Broadway and 7th Avenue in the heart of Times Square. (I work in Times Square, so I'm forced to fight the throngs of humanity ... http://blog.markisfunny.com/?p=34 Greetings friends, It has been a long while since my ridiculousness has graced these pages. For that, I am sorry. I will be remedying that problem with at least one post a week from now on. (it will likely be more, however, as I have lots of stupid ... http://blog.markisfunny.com/?p=31 I just ate a handful of candy corn, and it was by far the most heinous thing I've placed in my mouth in a very long time. I received it as part of a Halloween gift bag from a coworker, whom I assume had no idea what filth she ... http://blog.markisfunny.com/?p=30 I do. Really. I was thinking about it yesterday, and aside from a few black friends at work, a few black friends from college, and a few black acquaintances I've met through other friends, my life is seriously lacking as far as black people go. I mean, don't get me wrong...it's ... http://blog.markisfunny.com/?p=29 I haven't written a new entry for this blog in a long while, so I figured I'd start it up again with a very simple, short post. Yesterday, while walking down Carroll Street after a jog through a few Brooklyn neighborhoods, I passed a large gaggle of old Italian women chilling ... http://blog.markisfunny.com/?p=28 I recently had the dubious honor of viewing "A Night in Paris", the infamous Paris Hilton sex tape that appeared back in 2003. Like most people, I was under the assumption that this tape had some level of erotic quality to it. Unfortunately, I was mistaken. I ... http://blog.markisfunny.com/?p=26